18 definitions by ernie

spunk junkie

by ernie October 21, 2003
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footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!
Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother
by ernie July 29, 2004
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Tweek

A mad individual who can cause pain to himself and not give a damn. the spawn of god and satan.

Will act as below:
Runs around fields on cold night, in only his underwear, smoking and screaming "I rape chickens". sleep talks about foursoms, chickens, wanting sausages, and aaarrghffejwfbisduf!!
by ernie October 15, 2004
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fuckstick

A word meaning complete idiot. Sometimes said when someone is really pissing you off.
What are you?... You're a fuckstick!

Shut your fucking face ya fuckstick!

For fuck sake... fuck off you fucking fuckstick!
by ernie January 26, 2005
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turd burgular

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars
by ernie October 21, 2003
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lolo

Lolo means masturbation in a local dialect in Philippines.
by ernie May 15, 2004
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orchata

a drink that can kill you, made from a girl,made with water,cat piss,herbs,and williams secret recipe,stinky dog breathe
i drank orchata at williams,it tasted like cat piss
by ernie August 22, 2004
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