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Orangutaning

The act of using your own feet to rub one out when your hands are preoccupied with something or someone else.
Damn I got a stick shift, but I broke both my hands doing an Arabian Mudslide the other day, guess I am Orangutaning it tonight.
by RTWaitress September 1, 2006
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Orangutaning

intertwining legs and arms in the act of a tight snuggle. Perfect preview to rated R activities.
My favorite part is orangutaning at the end of the night.
by KT_44 August 31, 2019
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orangutaning

see 'gorillaing' but this is for those who have the more scarlet/orange hair amongst us
orangutaning would involve a dude with ginger hair who gorilla's a birds face to now be orangutan'ed
by martyn s December 25, 2007
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Orangutanging

Verb - Orangutanging

Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.
Rich - "Check out this skin flick. That hoe be pulling those dicks like a crazy milk maid"

Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"
by Ged 2071 August 26, 2014
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orangutang bang

An "orangutang bang" is polyamorous sexual activity undertaken by a individual caucasian female and a troupe consisting of three or more negro males.
So from my room I heard someone say, "Put that big thing in my mouth". I then walked to the kitchen where I found my roommate and several of his friends along with a redhead from the swimming team ensconced. In general terms they were engaged in what could be described as a gangbang. I was invited to join however, I turned down the invitation. Later my friends termed what was occur to be not a "gangbang", but an "orangutang bang".
by Darker September 12, 2010
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orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.
by Dylan April 13, 2005
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Orangutang Dookie Hang

when a person is stranded without a bathroom and needs to defecate extremely badly. So the person proceeds to pop a squat and take a dump wherever they might be at the time.
Justin- "dude I need to take a shit, should get out of the boat and take a dump in the water?"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"
by Mister Par Tee May 5, 2010
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