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Optimalternative 

When you see somebody doing something or acting some way and you want to do/be just the opposite.
Sunny was so sweet deciding that she would be optimalternative in her behavior as a reverse inspiration caused by the shenanigans she witnessed.

spaten optimator 

A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.
John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"
spaten optimator by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009

Opticate 

verb - an empty word with absolutely no meaning used infrequently to sound casual or intelligent in conversation.

It can also be expressed as a root word for a wider usage (opticating, optication, iropticate, interopticate)
Aaron and Michelle should start to opticate more with their friends.

Mrs. Favazza gave us a confusing look when you mentioned opticating earlier.
Opticate by matorobro0107 April 2, 2011

OpTiMaTeZ 

OpTiMaTeZ - Latin for Great Lord
Also the fitting AIM screen name of an awsome guy that owns at just about everything possible
OpTiMaTeZ owns BlackStapler
OpTiMaTeZ by OpTiMaTeZ April 14, 2005

optimeter 

A positive and enhancing metric andor actualisation andor facet. Can also be referred to as 'degrees of freedom' andor 'actualities of freedom' especially if positive - including capacities and supports and context and protext which can range from wealth to spiritual wealth to skill to friends to kalopsia to selfactualisation to enjoyment to anything if it involves 'optimal' somewhat. That which constitutes a freeform proficiency and freeform also. An element of good and freedom.
Some conclude that costs and financial bills are parameters of functional civilisation participation, yet the optimeters of a more advanced civilisation including freer energy and omniquotient uplifts through healthcare accrue and attain optimeters in place of those former parameters, which protributes towards higher and more proficient self-actualisations and inter-self-actualisations
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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