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Optimalternative 

When you see somebody doing something or acting some way and you want to do/be just the opposite.
Sunny was so sweet deciding that she would be optimalternative in her behavior as a reverse inspiration caused by the shenanigans she witnessed.

spaten optimator 

A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.
John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"
spaten optimator by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009

optimate 

A combination of the words "optimal" and "ultimate" used by some high tier players in Dragon Ball FighterZ when performing a super "saucy" combo. Hence the word combination.
- "I can't believe he used Ultra Instinct Goku to completely bait the opponent and be cool in the progress"
- "Yeah, he's such a 'optimate' player.
optimate by ShadoWolfFighterZ July 17, 2023

Opticate 

verb - an empty word with absolutely no meaning used infrequently to sound casual or intelligent in conversation.

It can also be expressed as a root word for a wider usage (opticating, optication, iropticate, interopticate)
Aaron and Michelle should start to opticate more with their friends.

Mrs. Favazza gave us a confusing look when you mentioned opticating earlier.
Opticate by matorobro0107 April 2, 2011

optimeter 

A positive and enhancing metric andor actualisation andor facet. Can also be referred to as 'degrees of freedom' andor 'actualities of freedom' especially if positive - including capacities and supports and context and protext which can range from wealth to spiritual wealth to skill to friends to kalopsia to selfactualisation to enjoyment to anything if it involves 'optimal' somewhat. That which constitutes a freeform proficiency and freeform also. An element of good and freedom.
Some conclude that costs and financial bills are parameters of functional civilisation participation, yet the optimeters of a more advanced civilisation including freer energy and omniquotient uplifts through healthcare accrue and attain optimeters in place of those former parameters, which protributes towards higher and more proficient self-actualisations and inter-self-actualisations
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