optimeter 

A positive and enhancing metric andor actualisation andor facet. Can also be referred to as 'degrees of freedom' andor 'actualities of freedom' especially if positive - including capacities and supports and context and protext which can range from wealth to spiritual wealth to skill to friends to kalopsia to selfactualisation to enjoyment to anything if it involves 'optimal' somewhat. That which constitutes a freeform proficiency and freeform also. An element of good and freedom.

Some conclude that costs and financial bills are parameters of functional civilisation participation, yet the optimeters of a more advanced civilisation including freer energy and omniquotient uplifts through healthcare accrue and attain optimeters in place of those former parameters, which protributes towards higher and more proficient self-actualisations and inter-self-actualisations

optimeter by TranslogicMultisonance May 31, 2023

Cubic Ortometer 

A measurement of the splash range a drop of rain creates as it lands.

Harry: Look at the splash of the rain.
Alexei: Its called Cubic Ortometer you idiot.

Cubic Ortometer by Anzio24 November 9, 2012

Optometrist 

My dream job. All the optometrists I know are badasses that look at eyes all day. They improve people's vision on the daily, prescribe glasses and contacts, look at the back of the eye and detect illnesses from retinal detachments to Diabetes to brain tumors. They pick the most long-lasting, least invasive medical treatments first and only refer for surgery if necessary. I have a great optometrist. He pretty much saved my life.

Optometrists make really good money and have the lowest divorce rate of all occupations. I'd become one if it didn't take 8+ years of school and only about 1 in 8 applicants are accepted into the 22 US schools :/

"Hey man, I thought you had a lazy eye?"

"Got 'er fixed by the optometrist. It's never coming back. He was pretty hot, too."

Optometrist by jaysway August 27, 2013

Optometrist Suprise 

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Optometrist Suprise by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005

Optimalternative 

When you see somebody doing something or acting some way and you want to do/be just the opposite.

Sunny was so sweet deciding that she would be optimalternative in her behavior as a reverse inspiration caused by the shenanigans she witnessed.

Optimalternative by RayRayBeLove2020 July 23, 2021

Taking old one eye to the optometrist 

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

Taking old one eye to the optometrist by Dano69 November 14, 2006

pc optimizer pro 

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.

Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?

pc optimizer pro by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018