Opticalrectumitis

When you have a shitty outlook on life

Bryan: That bitch is always complaining.
Duane: Sounds like a serious case of Opticalrectumitis

by Cageebee December 21, 2008

Opticalrectumitis

When you can’t see your ass at work

I had a bad case of opticalrectumitis Monday morning and had to call in.

by Ziggybrogus February 25, 2021

optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

optalrectumitis

Medical abnormality when your optic nerve gets wrapped up with your rectal nerve and you develope a shitty outlook on life.

My wife gets optalrectumitis whenever i go out drinking with my buddies.

by lynn f. opelousas August 10, 2003

opticrectumitis

The condition where the optic nerve and the rectal nerve get crossed and the person has a shitty outlook on everything.

My boss jumped on me again for being late. I think he has a bad case of opticrectumitis

by Doctor LeRoy September 15, 2005

opticalrectalitis

A medical syndrome whereas one has his head up his ass and has a shitty outlook on life.

Your symptoms indicate that you suffer from opticalrectalitis.

by aFfLiCtEd December 19, 2004

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024