Oppertunity

Oppertunity (noun): The rebel cousin of “opportunity,” used by people who refuse to let the English language tell them what to do.

Oppertunity:
A glorious chance to do something epic, usually involving the boys, bad ideas, and at least one thing you hope never shows up in your camera roll.

Oppertunity by HappyGilmore007 December 4, 2025

Oppertunity

An oppertunity is a legendary weekend with the boys where the plans are loose, the alibis are looser, and the entertainment falls somewhere between “possibly illegal” and “we never speak of this again.”

A sweet Oppertunity to get rowdy as

Oppertunity by HappyGilmore007 December 4, 2025

Oppertunity Whore

Someone who jumps at or scrapes into every single oppertunity that comes their way.

Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.

Sam: Hey, is Sarah going to Matt's party tonight?
Tom: Yeah, she goes to everything. She's such an oppertunity whore!

Oppertunity Whore by Selective oppertunist April 11, 2010

opportunitoe 

Not a word so stop saying it.

Girl- ''How many opportunitoes do you think I will get to find a job?''

Guy- ''Are you high? whats an ''opportunitoe''? thats not even a word so stop using it''

opportunitoe by Your Testicle March 22, 2014

Equal Opportunity Offender 

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

Equal Opportunity Offender by SWEDL January 19, 2008

you gotta seize the opportunity

you gotta take the opportunity

once said by mark lee

"To grasp this taste , grasp you .... so you gotta seize the opportunity"

you gotta seize the opportunity by grassp February 17, 2021

opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.

John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”

opportunity cock by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019