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An event where anyone can sign up to perform.
"Dude didn't you see her playing here last month ?"

"What ? But she's been playing guitar for what, like 3 months?"

"Yeah.. it was open mic , though. Everyone can sign up there"
Open mic by Kharanos May 10, 2013
When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.
Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.
Open mic by 2 fat guys! June 23, 2019
a blowjob given to a man while he is performing a musical instrument. It has become a bit of a fetish among some women, given most often to men playing the guitar while laying horizontally.
Last night my girlfriend gave me an open mic while I played Bob Dylan tunes.
open mic by Groovintunes March 31, 2011
Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.
"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"
"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"
Open Mic by Henners_ December 18, 2006

open the mic 

it is a thing, a real thing.

opening the mic.
I can't open the mic right now.

She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
open the mic by carperro March 9, 2021

openmicophobia 

Dry mouthed shaking and total lack of lyrical recall when presented with the opportunity to sing/perform in front of a random audience. This is similar to karaokaphobia, but on a different plane of existence due to having to make the music that one sings to instead of just singing to recorded pap. Not to be confused with badkaraokaphobia where you are terrified that the slobbering mass strutting up to the stage is going to assault your senses with a pitiless attack on something originally meant to be performed by someone with talent.
The onset of openmicophobia caused Dustin to hide under the table after drooling on his Adidas.
openmicophobia by Wim December 9, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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