open a can 

open a can of WHOOP-ASS

If that man keeps messing with me, i’m gonna open a can

open a can by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019

open a can of whup ass 

1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.

2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.

Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!

open a can of whup ass by El Jefe November 10, 2003

open a can of whup ass 

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public

Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?

open a can of whup ass by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003

Open a can of Bruce Lee 

To deliver a violent, unrecoverable verbal-smackdown.

Don't mess with Ethan. He'll open a can of Bruce Lee so quick you'll only be able to sit there like a defeated sack of potatoes.

Open a can of Bruce Lee by Mama Cíta April 16, 2015

open a can of whup ass 

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

open a can of whup ass by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

open a can of soup 

To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.

"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."

open a can of soup by Jim Pony August 8, 2009

Open a can of stew 

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I had to open a can of stew so bad that I went all over the teacher's desk.

Open a can of stew by Jenko Jarkin November 20, 2013