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open oozers 

ANY festation of oozing sores or sore on your body. ANYWHERE!
While Mandy was clinking a cheers with the local crackhead, she told him not to clink the top of his glass to hers to avoid his open oozers to spread to her glass and then to her lips.
open oozers by Charmagne March 3, 2007
When something just hits you very hard both physically or mentally. A more extreme version of oof.
Person A: My dad just died of cancer
Person B: Oof, I feel you man my parents both died of cancer
Person A: Press F, oofers
Oofers by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019
fuckin oogers
Oogers by verycooldick December 10, 2019
A random word to say in akward silences somtimes used to express shockness.
Person:hello
cool Person:honk
Person:excuse me
cool person:oofers
person:wtf?
cool Person:ur mum
oofers by Chaz the beast June 11, 2006

oofersnapper 

When OOF or OOFER isn't enough to satisfy your needs.

The perfect word to say when something bad happens.
Friend: My mom died today.
You: Oofersnapper

Friend: Dude, I got 30th place in fork knife.
You: Oofersnapper
oofersnapper by ThatAnonymousBoi September 29, 2018

Smooth oozer 

Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.
Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.
Smooth oozer by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009