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oozer

A dripping, oozing loser; a slave to fashion instead of anything significant or interesting; a person who makes the error of posing as a nonconformist through rigid conformity to a dorfu standard instead of by setting their own goals and standards.
Wearing all black? Is your hair covering one eye so you can't see where you're going? Are your thoughts filled with your appearance instead of what you will accomplish today? Get a life, oozer!
by Eyewitness November 12, 2008
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oozer

A dripping, oozing loser; a slave to fashion instead of anything significant or interesting; a person who makes the error of posing as a nonconformist through rigid conformity to a dorfu standard instead of by setting their own goals and standards.
Wearing all black? Is your hair covering one eye so you can't see where you're going? Are your thoughts filled with your appearance instead of what you will accomplish today? Get a life, oozer!
by Eyewitness December 9, 2008
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oozers

Shagh is such a shoozer. Lal is such a Loozer ( the Origin@l). Zar is such a zoozer.
Which all together equals the OOZER'S. OOZERs are cool.
by heyway March 8, 2008
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Smooth oozer

Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.
Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.
by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009
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open oozers

ANY festation of oozing sores or sore on your body. ANYWHERE!
While Mandy was clinking a cheers with the local crackhead, she told him not to clink the top of his glass to hers to avoid his open oozers to spread to her glass and then to her lips.
by Charmagne March 3, 2007
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Juicy Oozer

Ugh! You went down on that 'juicy oozer'?!
std, clap, gnarsty

More than two 'o's indicates lack of treatment.
Ooooooooozer!
by Doctor House! May 10, 2010
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Oozer

A person so large that they are too large to fit completely into their assigned seat and “ooze” into your seat or arm rest on an airplane or stadium.
The oozer next to me on my flight took up at least five inches of my seat, the entire arm area which made it impossible tor the arm rest to go down.
by Michael Prowski September 29, 2023
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