ootsie 

Something living that’s cute and makes you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.

Oh my gosh, look at that ootsie over there.
(ootsie=dog)

Hey ootsie chloe how’s your day?

ootsie by ratch squared March 2, 2020

Ootsie tootsie 

Before intercourse, one inserts a lucky rabbits foot into the anal cavity of ones partner in order to ensure a quality time.

My girlfriend had a bad week so I gave her an ootsie tootsie.

Ootsie tootsie by Sabby, MD PhD DVM October 21, 2018

Ootsie Poodle 

It basically means 'well fucking good for you!! Much in the same running with la di frickin da, congratufuckinlations, and isn't that special!

Marsha: Hey look, my mom just made me a new scarf
Rachel: Well look at my scarf! I just bought it from gucci and I have the matching glasses, dog carrier, and keychain!
Marsha: Well OOTSIE POODLE! (bitch!)

Ootsie Poodle by Aretha November 5, 2005

oopsie delete 

When you unintentionally delete photos &/or posts!

I did an oopsie delete with a ton of pix & it took so many hours to put them back!

oopsie delete by Starchylde June 11, 2016

oopsie doopsie 

A Swedish reporter and journalist most commonly known as Gloria Borger. She is on CNN but she is most famously known for her role on Pew News where she updates you on all the big oopsies.

scenario 1
Oopsie Doopsie: Welcome to Pew news, THis is Oopsie Doopsie *mouth pop*

scenario 2

Guy 1: In my personal opinion, I think oopsie doopsie is the best reporter on pew news
Guy 2: I don't watch pew news
Guy 1: you can't be my friend if you don't stan oopsie doopsie

oopsie doopsie by ScreamTeamAngi on twitter December 21, 2018

Oopsie poopsie

something you say when you make a large oopsie doopsie.

person 1: i accidentally systematically killed 9.8M people. my death ratio is now higher than hitler's. i have officially made the biggest oopsie poopsie of my life

person 2: ok

Oopsie poopsie by Samueliscool223 October 13, 2021

oopsie daisy 

It's not retarded. It sounds very much like a nonsense word with lots and lots of variations of it that you would say to a child - upsie-daisy, whoopsie-daisy, up-a-daisy - and is said to a child when they've fallen over or if you've spilt something you say "oopsie-daisy". It all sounds very harmless but it actually goes back to something that is a LOT stronger and has absolutely nothing to do with the flower the daisy.

The origin was "up a day" which in turn was a version of "a lack a day", (see the example below) and it was a heart-felt passionate cry of anguish. For whatever reason, it became diluted over time - so diluted that "daisy" crept into it and it became "upsie-daisy". "Lack a day" also went in another direction. Again "daisy" crept in, and "lackadaisical", believe it or don't, stems from this "a lack a day" with the idea of something careless, perhaps lazy, which then in turn brings a mistake upon you. But as I say it's now a fairly flabby or acute thing we use, but it once was a very, very strong cry of torment.

"Oopsie daisy - Shame or reproach the day when such a thing befell me."

oopsie daisy by This is a Random Name May 7, 2015

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026