Ootman is a african god of
memes. Ootman is a strong god, before he became a god, he died by getting ran over by a stampede of elaphants while using his windows vista playing
roblox. Ootman will smite you if you claim that he doesn’
t exsist. The name of his religion is ootmanism. To praise ootman, you make a
door, bang on it for a couple of minutes while yelling “ootman open up”. Then leave gifts at the door, than listen to “the lion sleeps tonight” while in a triangle,
square, or any shape with more than 2 edges. Ootman loaths straight lines because he got killed by a line of stampeding elaphants. Btw this is a joke so dont actually do this