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Ootman is a african god of memes. Ootman is a strong god, before he became a god, he died by getting ran over by a stampede of elaphants while using his windows vista playing roblox. Ootman will smite you if you claim that he doesn’t exsist. The name of his religion is ootmanism. To praise ootman, you make a door, bang on it for a couple of minutes while yelling “ootman open up”. Then leave gifts at the door, than listen to “the lion sleeps tonight” while in a triangle, square, or any shape with more than 2 edges. Ootman loaths straight lines because he got killed by a line of stampeding elaphants. Btw this is a joke so dont actually do this
Johnny: lets praise ootman
Max: ok
ootman by Woke memologist January 15, 2019
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A hardworking person, who knows his place and never treats people wrong. always catches hoes even when he isn't trying to. Always considers the feelings of people, especially his friends. Considers family the most valuable thing in the world. They also love to be outdoors doing a activity with friends and family . They also have the strongest work ethic of anyone and will always get what they need done.
Otman by real facts 21 November 9, 2020
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person A: Hey what is up?
ootanani professional: OOTANANI!!!!!!!!!
ootanani by ootananihottie May 13, 2021
In Yautja language, meaning 'Human'.
Pauk you, wretched Ooman, and you can stick that smartgun where the sun don't shine! *mandiclick*
ooman by xenodreck September 21, 2005