ootle Share definition Flag A clueless individual, a bit of a dickhead. I could swear that car was made by a bunch of ootles. This is the 4th time in two months that I had to take it in to get fixed. ootle by Flu007 January 23, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the ootle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch