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oopsicle 

The frozen result of accidently leaving a drink or other liquid in your car overnight when the temperature is below freezing.
I found an oopsicle in my car this morning. Turns out I left half a cup of coffee in my drink holder.
oopsicle by drm310 January 28, 2009

Hopsicles 

1. Possessing the quality of 'mad hops', also known as an amazing vertical leap. A description for person(s) possessing these insane physical jumping abilities. (Ex: James White, Nate Robinson)

2. A Nickname for persons possessing these insane jumping abilities.
1. Oh ****! Did you see that? Motherfucker's got some Hopsicles!

2. AHHHHHHHH my ***** Hopsicles over there just posterized that skinny ass white boy!!!
Hopsicles by Jimmy Broo January 11, 2009

Hopsicles 

Popsicles made from beer - 100% more hops than normal popsicles
Who wants Hopsicles?
Hopsicles by Stanley875 February 4, 2010

melting popsicles 

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.
1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"

nigger popsicles

when it is too cold to steal
nigger popsicles by Micr0nutz January 15, 2007

Sex and Popsicles 

A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.
"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."