1. Lindsay returns from the bathroom and hears Megan badmouthing her. Megan notices Lindsay and says, “Oh, Lindsay, there you are behind me. Oopssicles.”

2. Jay said, “Who cares what senior citizens want? Fuck ‘em!” Jay noticed his friends gazing at him in embarrassment, to which he says, “ Oopssicles.”

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.