ooompf 

Sound made while falling

"Oh, I'm just walking down some stairs. Oh boy, I missed a step!! Ooompf !"

ooompf by Allthenamesaretaken April 29, 2016

Ooomph

a sound ppl make when they're struggling during a fight

James Bond and Oddjob fighting in Goldfinger:

Oddjob: *karate chops bond in the stomach and throws fim across the floor*

Bond: Ooomph

Ooomph by jamesbondfan March 13, 2011

Ooompapa 

Most bigoted person in any given chatroom

Person 1: Americans rule teh world - name one decent thing that's come out of Europe in the last 100 years?
Person 2: Man, that guy's a total Ooompapa
Person 1: Sweatshops are cool

Ooompapa by dunk November 10, 2003

ooompalooompas 

creepy little men that molest you in your sleep

that ooompalooopma is touching my wookie

ooompalooompas by Poof6001 December 9, 2004

Ooompa Loompa 

the act of dressing up as charlie and covering your penis in chocolate and making your bitch suck you off while singing the oompa lumpa song

hey bruva, ben and dan ooompa loompa'd you girl last night

Ooompa Loompa by GSG January 9, 2007

Ooomph

The noise a person might make when they are close to shitting themselves. Often made during the run-up to the toilet to signal to others they are desperate. It is like an extended "oh no", but very drawn-out to add drama and excitement to the situation. This noise may be heard throughout the shitting process, and will often be accompanied by vigerous sweating and closed eyes due to severe pain yet a sense of relief.

(Running to the toilet), ooomph! oooooomph! (People move out of the way). (Sitting on the toilet, with closed eyes). Ooomph! Ooomph! "Dude, can you hear that guy shitting? He must be desperate". Oooooooooooomph. (Leaves toilet).

Ooomph by martinadam May 18, 2010

Ooomph

A word to also define the level of enjoyment from sex.

Also used when stating that the weekend has started.

1. He was like well fit, like 10 out of 10 for ooomph.
2. The weekend has started...........Oooomph!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooomph by Brockers April 12, 2008