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A professor Who teaches as if a class room is a day care.

This Professor is an Onkalonka

Onkalonka by anonymous April 25, 2022

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konkalonka

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.

You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.

konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

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Onkalonka • honkalonka • konkalonka • okaloka monkey • onkaloida • Onkalong

onkaloida

(verb); tunne joka syntyy kun kaipaa naposteluhetkeä, vaikka on täynnä esimerkiksi yksinäisyyden tai tylsyyden vuoksi.

Minua onkaloi koko viikonlopun, sillä kissani on mummon bisnesmatkalla enkä keksinyt muuta tekemistä kuin syömistä. Onkaloida.

onkaloida by shaimunghurri November 2, 2020

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Onkalong

A young rogue or rapscallion. With a disregard for the law and an absence social ettiquette. Usually has a sub-standard education

See also Oik.

Sometimes shortened to Onk.

Look at that Onkalong drinkin buckfast and graffiting the bus-stop...

Clear off you onks!!!

Onkalong by Midnight1Cowboy June 20, 2010

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honkalonka

big boobies

wow that girl has some nice “honkalonkas”

honkalonka by honkalonkas August 11, 2021

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okaloka monkey

What a person who is very uncool and probably likes his best friends sister is referred to as.

My friend Taylor is very okaloka monkey guys.

okaloka monkey by Bob whiteman the 3rd December 20, 2023

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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