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Onkalonka 

A professor Who teaches as if a class room is a day care.
This Professor is an Onkalonka
Onkalonka by anonymous April 25, 2022
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konkalonka 

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.
You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.
konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007
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onkaloida 

(verb); tunne joka syntyy kun kaipaa naposteluhetkeä, vaikka on täynnä esimerkiksi yksinäisyyden tai tylsyyden vuoksi.
Minua onkaloi koko viikonlopun, sillä kissani on mummon bisnesmatkalla enkä keksinyt muuta tekemistä kuin syömistä. Onkaloida.
onkaloida by shaimunghurri November 2, 2020

Onkalong 

A young rogue or rapscallion. With a disregard for the law and an absence social ettiquette. Usually has a sub-standard education

See also Oik.

Sometimes shortened to Onk.
Look at that Onkalong drinkin buckfast and graffiting the bus-stop...

Clear off you onks!!!
Onkalong by Midnight1Cowboy June 20, 2010

honkalonka 

wow that girl has some nice “honkalonkas”
honkalonka by honkalonkas August 11, 2021

okaloka monkey 

What a person who is very uncool and probably likes his best friends sister is referred to as.
My friend Taylor is very okaloka monkey guys.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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