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Onalos are normally handsome but not when they wake up. When they wake up they are very moody and not bothered to do anything at all. Onalo sometimes listens and does what he is told but sometimes he is a bit blind. They are calm at first but once you get to know them, they are really Annoying and irritating.
“ Isn’t that Onalo, The annoying one”
Onalo by anonymous August 8, 2022
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Obalong is an adjective that means long, disproportionate, and basically fat ugly hogs. Obalongas are typically a group of awkward females that waddle around obnoxiously, while obalongos are the male version.
Obalong examples are Giraffes, moose, 7-heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and Maggie’s are typically obalong.
Obalong by Giraffe neck 123 July 30, 2019
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Onalo • onalova • On a lob • on a loop • On A Loose • onalenna • Önal • Onalee • obalob • onald

Onaopemipo 

A guy or lady of African descent, who is considered very lucky and has lots to be thankful for. They are generally wealthy too and have success for every little input.
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onalerona 

She is the type of person people are supposed to date ,she is funny,outgoing and great to be around. She is smart and beautiful but she doesn’t see it . Life of the party and hard to forget. She is the type to be care free. She is an amazing leader and friend but an even better girlfriend. She is responsible and respectful . And she has s body for days
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A Japanese male masturbation silicon vagina (pussy).
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An extravagant exotic character, Xenia Onatopp makes a visually stunning villainess. Georgian, former Soviet fighter pilot, this seductive femme fatale enjoys killing, and where possible gets much pleasure out of strangling her lovers in the bedroom. Putting a seductive, sexually suggestive twist on most aspects, Xenia also enjoys fast cars, cigars and winning – something she becomes increasingly annoyed at when she loses to James Bond on a number of occasions.
Xenia Onatopp visits Bond's hotel where she tries to kill him using her favorite method – strangulation of her lover/victim with her thighs. After Bond gains the upper hand, he instructs her to take him to Janus.
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