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The dyslexic way to spell onion

Bob: I can’t cut onoins they make
My eyes water

Joe: Did you just misspell onion while saying it?

onoin by Sammmeeee April 2, 2021

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plantin’ some onion

to break wind, fart

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

plantin’ some onion by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

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Snazzy Onions

Something good or amazing.
A good alternative to use instead "cool beans" or the like

Bri "did you catch that episode of game of thrones last night"
Matt "yes it was totally snazzy onions"

"that new song is snazzy onions"

Dad "What did you think of dinner tonight"
Me "snazzy onions"

Snazzy Onions by kiwi_in_melb April 3, 2019

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Sword Art Online

REALLY FUCKING INTENSE VR CHAT

oh fuck i can’t log out of sword art online

Sword Art Online by hey.look.niff.its.me December 11, 2018

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Western Onion

A youngster's pronunciation of Western Union! Funny & Cute!

When she said Western Onion, we all knew what she meant!

Western Onion by Starchylde June 28, 2016

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GTA Online

GTA V but it's multiplayer and is filled with modders and people who kill everybody in sight with their Oppressor MK2 and takes forever to load.

Me: Ima play some GTA Online.
*20 minutes later*
Me: *snore* Ah what? Oh I'm finally in!
*Guy with Oppressor MKII kills me*
Me: Bullcrap!
*Respawns*
*Modder drops money on everybody*
Me: Uhhhh, I'm leaving.
*Presses Alt+F4*

GTA Online by BigBoi Gaming November 6, 2019

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online school

hell

i have online school again ugh.

online school by jxcee June 9, 2020

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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