When your sexually attracted towards onions and are looking further in an strong connection for the rest of your life.
Some people might say, that you are crazy for wanting to have a romantic time with an onion, but society tolerates it.
Now go get married with your onion and collect together happy memories and an beautiful life.
Get married and have beautiful onion children as you grow old and see your family tree grow longer roots into the earth.
I-I am not sure how to tell you this, but I am onionsexual. 👉👈
WAIT WAIT! ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE HORNY TOWARDS AN ONION?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)