When your sexually attracted towards onions and are looking further in an strong connection for the rest of your life.
Some people might say, that you are crazy for wanting to have a romantic time with an onion, but society tolerates it.
Now go get married with your onion and collect together happy memories and an beautiful life.
Get married and have beautiful onion children as you grow old and see your family tree grow longer roots into the earth.

I-I am not sure how to tell you this, but I am onionsexual. 👉👈
WAIT WAIT! ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE HORNY TOWARDS AN ONION?

onionsexual by CursedYellowDictionary January 19, 2021

Related Words

Onikasexual • onisexual • Oikosexual • onionsexual

Oikosexual

Sexually attracted to houses. The term "oikos" (οίκος) is the Greek translation for the word "house."

Have you heard of my oikosexual friend? He likes to fuck houses.

Oikosexual by Yellow571 December 28, 2020

onisexual

Attraction to all genders.

Onisexual.

onisexual by Giaponca December 18, 2024

onisexual

People of any gender who are attracted to all genders.

Onisexual.

onisexual by Fizogobo January 31, 2025

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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