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One of those 

When someone is a certain type of person.
Person A: I don’t like my food touching.
Person B: Why not?
Person A: I don’t know I just don’t...
Person B: Ohhh you one of those. Weirdo.
One of those by iamanthonydean June 27, 2019

one of those 

a phrase describing someone who is attributing behaviour normally seen in one of those
uhhhuhhhhhooookaaaayyyyyy one of those huh?
one of those by snackattack April 23, 2006

one of those 

Someone who is not similar to you

can be black, gay, female, retarded etc
I don't like him, he is one of those
one of those by Stu Liddle November 24, 2003

one of those 

A parlour game which can be won by attracting your opponents attention through way of deception to your protuding middle finger
Nik: Hey Jak did you see my new finger puppet?
Jak: *looks* what?
Nik: One of those!
one of those by Jakademiks July 29, 2008

one of those 

A shit that conjures sensations so nasty that it compels one to take a shower afterward.
A: A shower? Now?!
B: Yeah dude, just had one of those.

one of those days 

A day where you just want to break something, preferably something that will scream and/or bleed as you do it. You may or may not know of any direct causes, but most often, something bad happened early in the day which started you off in a generally bad distemperment that only got worse as multiple unfortunate events compounded to effectively gang-rape and murder your overall disposition.
Your bet bet is to stay away motherfucker, it's just one of those days.
one of those days by The Red Kaiser September 3, 2005
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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