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onaccounta

Pronunciation: on-uh-count-uh
Function: dismissive, or distractive
Etymology: Slang for "on account of"
Origin: Circa 1993, Ohio, USA, Ort and Mabee family

1. Used in place of "because I said so"
2. Used in response to general "why...?" questions when one does not have the motivation to respond to the question
"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."


"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
onaccounta by EebamXela December 20, 2008
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onaccounta

Pronunciation: on-uh-count-uh
Function: dismissive, or distractive
Etymology: Slang for "on account of"

1. Used in place of "because I said so"
2. Used in response to general "why...?" questions when one does not have the motivation to respond to the question


"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."


"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
"Why do I have to brush my teeth?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."


"Why do I have to make my bed?"
"Because."
"But why?"
"Onaccounta."
onaccounta by EebamXela December 22, 2008
A one eyed wank Gator, usually found in chats or karaokes where it gets down and slithers upon its belly just like a reptile!
Onacona Alert!!, there's Onacona in the premises use extreme chat rulez!
Onacona by Terminatrixx November 2, 2021

Onaccountaklonopin 

the convenient dismissal offered up in hopes to justify, explain, or excuse the poor behavior and/or negative outcomes of events -- due to unmistakable side effects of benzodiazepine impairment, especially Klonopin (clonazepam)
"I would've remembered that I had court today, but I slept right thru my arraignment onaccountaklonopin!"
-- Said a voice-mail left from a county jail telephone
Onaccountaklonopin by AorticKamikaze September 8, 2022

onacounta 

Because.
I had to go to the store yesterday onacounta I was out of blueberries.
onacounta by Sassaay September 24, 2023

D'Onacha 

The most loyal girl you'll meet. She got hands, don't fw her. Chill fun to talk to, never go nowhere. Bad bitch. Best flirt, skinny w no booty.
Who is sheer? That's D'Onacha.
D'Onacha by Yeahhhdeeeedee February 5, 2017