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Egg on stilts 

When one has skinny legs and an egg shaped body.
Hey did you see Brianna's great legs! Too bad she is so Humpty ]in the middle...she is an egg on stilts.
Egg on stilts by Pantypie September 15, 2016

Joke on Stilts 

A term used to describe something outrageous.
Friend: "Dude, Drew Brees tossed ten touchdowns today."
You: "What! Thats a joke on stilts."
Joke on Stilts by H2opolowinner October 13, 2010

Box On Stilts 

Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.
Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.

Yea, Box on Stilts...
Box On Stilts by B. Hanback April 16, 2009

House on stilts 

A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.
"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"
House on stilts by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

kilts on stilts

exhibiting courage in the face of danger; uninhibited, or oblivious to the risk of embarrassment.
Joe's decision to play a full hour of lounge records at the rave was kilts on stilts.
kilts on stilts by quantazelle March 23, 2009

shit on stilts 

Used to describe something which surpasses a simple standard of poor quality.
"This band are shit"
"They're not just shit, they're shit on stilts".
shit on stilts by Lex Icographer April 19, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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