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slap on Flex Tape 

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.
Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!
slap on Flex Tape by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms 

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

Flex on my Ex 

To experience a better life after a relationship has taken its time on you.

To be better off without your ex significant other

Basically rubbing it in your ex's face that you're "the shit" and they're not.

To stunt or show off on your ex-relationship with a significant person, that you're doing better.

Showing your ex that "there are more fish in the sea".
Just won the lottery, watch me flex on my ex..
Flex on my Ex by TEAM RILLA January 20, 2018
To bother someone that you have more of something or that you are better.
Me: I went to flex on that guy that thought he was better than me
flex on by Barack Obama Did 9/11 October 6, 2017

flex on your ex 

Upgrade from the previous relationship. Meaning the new significant other must be more attractive, successful, wealthier, smarter and better in bed.
You are about to flex on your ex with your new bae.

Flex on 'em! 

"Flex on 'em!" is a phrase used by an individual to state their physical dominance over another.
Samuel: Did you just see Eddie pack the shit out of Donald?!
Daniel: Yo Eddie, "Flex on 'em!"
Flex on 'em! by Gameitech September 25, 2012
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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