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as useless as tits on a bull 

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.
a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

tits on a bull 

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.
tits on a bull by JP March 11, 2005

as helpful as tits on a bull 

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help
as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

as useless as tits on a bull 

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.
"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

Tits on a Bull 

The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless
That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull
Tits on a Bull by The Druggist October 12, 2008

tits on a bull 

Used as an epresion of uselessness.
Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.
tits on a bull by bt February 27, 2003