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as useless as tits on a bull 

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.
a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

tits on a bull 

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless
Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.
tits on a bull by JP March 11, 2005

as helpful as tits on a bull 

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help
as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

as useless as tits on a bull 

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.
"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

Tits on a Bull 

The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless
That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull
Tits on a Bull by The Druggist October 12, 2008

tits on a bull 

Used as an epresion of uselessness.
Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.
tits on a bull by bt February 27, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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