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olyves

a bright girl who deserves all the love in the world.

a girl who has a particular sense of humor but waw she can be really funny (sometimes, she hopes)

smol gyal
you’re so sweet, you’re such an Olyves!

oh waw i didn’t expect you to say that, t’was funny tho, are you an Olyves by chance ?

are you like not tall at all ? like you’re an Olyves ? (it can also work by referring to ariana grande)
by ikigai February 3, 2020
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Two olives short of a martini

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
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pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.
From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
by viva riolu May 31, 2011
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Olaves

Students of St Olaves school in Orpington start out as tiny 4 foot geeks whose bags are bigger than they are, and often require the assistance of passers by to help them on their feet again if the bag becomes too heavy for upright use.

In Year 8 comes the gelling phase, where all boys must use hair product on every unsuspecting hair on their bodies which includes eyebrows, eyelashes and the 3 arm pit hairs they have acquired.

In Year 9 they become the oldest at the school discos, and finally come out of their shells by kissing girls, and even - dare i say it - hold hands in public.

By Year 10, they finally settle for their true status in the Olaves hierarchy by becoming the bullies, the nerds or the ones who try too hard.

Year 11 is a joyous time for Olavians as 0.3% lose their virginity, and the remaining 99.7% remain hopeful that the mixed sixth form will bring with it more opportunities.
oh my gosh, look at that bag, he MUST be an olaves.
by ginny23 May 12, 2009
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Black olives matter

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.
Did you know that black olives matter now?
by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021
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olyvea

Olyvea is the kindest and most sweetest girl you’ll ever meet, she knows best and is always their when someone needs to talk to someone. She is so pretty and has the kindest soul. Her sweet brown eyes will fall in love at first sight to a funny nice guy. She is the best she tries to make everyone laugh, fit in, and happy. But sometimes she tries too hard. And she didn’t think about herself. Now she forgives easily even when she knows she’s not supposed too.
Olyvea is a good freind.
by Olyvea January 7, 2019
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Good Olives

a term used to show pleasure at something that someone else has done or at something that has happened to you.
SALAD BOY: i bought a new pack of walnuts the other day. they were half price!

TOM: good olives!
by Mr Arto August 18, 2008
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