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Olaves

Students of St Olaves school in Orpington start out as tiny 4 foot geeks whose bags are bigger than they are, and often require the assistance of passers by to help them on their feet again if the bag becomes too heavy for upright use.

In Year 8 comes the gelling phase, where all boys must use hair product on every unsuspecting hair on their bodies which includes eyebrows, eyelashes and the 3 arm pit hairs they have acquired.

In Year 9 they become the oldest at the school discos, and finally come out of their shells by kissing girls, and even - dare i say it - hold hands in public.

By Year 10, they finally settle for their true status in the Olaves hierarchy by becoming the bullies, the nerds or the ones who try too hard.

Year 11 is a joyous time for Olavians as 0.3% lose their virginity, and the remaining 99.7% remain hopeful that the mixed sixth form will bring with it more opportunities.
oh my gosh, look at that bag, he MUST be an olaves.
by ginny23 May 12, 2009
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St Olaves

St Olaves is a secondary school in Bromley, and is one of the best schools in England, and possibly even the world. Other kids call the people that go there "Neaks", when most of them are just normal guys that want a good education. It is ridiculed by other schools, simply because of jealousy, as most people that go to the crappier schools probably failed the test to get in and now their parents are ashamed of them. If you or anyone you know is thinking about applying to go there, don't think twice; it is a truly great school, and anyone that is privileged enough to go there has made the best decision of their early life.
Dave: Ha Ha, look at that kid from St Olaves. I bet he's such a neak and he has no friends.
John: Shut up, he is actually quite cool. You might laugh now, but in 10 years time, he'll be laughing his arse off in his mansion, while you sit in your council flat feeling sorry for yourself
by CONFIDENTIAL1234 December 2, 2011
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Two olives short of a martini

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
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pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.
From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
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Did you know that black olives matter now?
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Assecla ou discípulo do Olavo de Carvalho.
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Good Olives

a term used to show pleasure at something that someone else has done or at something that has happened to you.
SALAD BOY: i bought a new pack of walnuts the other day. they were half price!

TOM: good olives!
by Mr Arto August 18, 2008
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