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old goaty 

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.
Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?
old goaty by madd marauder April 26, 2011
Words you can keep

Old Goat 

Mixed drink. Rye Whiskey, simple syrup and bitters. Preferably with a large cube of ice.
Your old fashion sucks, I want an Old Goat
Old Goat by Darkwroth July 28, 2017

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!
Old Goat Nuts by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

grumpy old goat 

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat
Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat
grumpy old goat by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019

old goat 

An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
Pat: "come here you old goat and have a hot dog"
Mike: "mnn..I don't like hot dogs!!...or do I?"
old goat by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Horny old goat

A phase said to some elses horny grandfather showing he has a long white field of pubic hair and fucks young wemen for pleasure

old goat 

Duane's sidekick. kick ass fifty year old mother. ye old goat. tam tam from minnesota has a camel toe.
i took a tam and wiped my jo and flushed my michelle and then as in canned ham as in sloppy jo. hey theres my old goat friend
old goat by DuaneJR May 3, 2009
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