old fucker
That old fucker pulled out in front of me and was just crusin' so I flew by their ass on the solid lines.
old fucker by Teenagehim September 5, 2006
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Old Fucker'd
When a TV character is duped, betrayed, sabotaged or killed by an old man who didn't really know what they were doing.
"Did you see the finale of that show?"
"Yeah, the main villain got killed by a random old guy who thought he was a burglar."
"Damn, yeah, he got old fucker'd."
"Yeah, the main villain got killed by a random old guy who thought he was a burglar."
"Damn, yeah, he got old fucker'd."
Old Fucker'd by badooba September 5, 2026
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Old Fucker'd
When a TV character is duped, betrayed, sabotaged or killed by an old man who didn't really know what they were doing.
"Did you see the finale of that show?"
"Yeah, the main villain got killed by a random old guy who thought he was a burglar."
"Damn, yeah, he got old fucker'd."
"Yeah, the main villain got killed by a random old guy who thought he was a burglar."
"Damn, yeah, he got old fucker'd."
Old Fucker'd by badooba September 5, 2026
Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter
Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.
Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010
Old lady fucker
Old lady fucker by WhitP57 January 25, 2026
Old Fucked Up
Your on your on the 8th hour of partying and roughly your 8th ecstasy tablet and everything is in chaos. Some prefer this over New Fucked Up. Vision could be distorted (See: Spirals) and everything is funny. Some never see the light of "Old Fucked Up" but its there you just need to tap into it.
Old Fucked Up by specialk2hz May 22, 2006
old fucked up
After a prolonged use of designer club drugs. It's the momment in time when everyone eases there mind. Random Thoughts Radom everything.. spirals... fucking bathtubs.... and faces that explode... with barbwire fences... Nasty Nasty Nasty Corn Dogs that were alive. Nothing makes sense to an outsider but makes complete perfect sence to the circle of drug users. Sometimes moe like to come out and play but he was bad..W...T....F...
Lil Lisa is old fucked up.
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence
old fucked up by Ltl Lisa May 26, 2006
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