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Dropped my oil pan 

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
Dropped my oil pan by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Oil Panting 

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting
Oil Panting by whypsi January 7, 2017

oil panning 

The act of nutting in a girl after she has jerked you off, to clear the lines thereby prolonging your mileage.
My girl and I were oil panning last night, gave her the high mileage treatment. Nawmsayin?
oil panning by Waterdoing May 7, 2018

missouri oilpan 

A sexual situation that includes 1 tranny and 2 males. The tranny is doing one male doggystyle while the other guy is standing over said male facing the tranny getting a blow job.
Dude that chick looks like a tranny, (Greg) yea me n Chad gave it a Missouri Oilpan last week.

oilpansexual

when you call a truck a car or a car a truck you are oilpansexual
Did you just say that car was a truck you are oilpansexual

oilpansexual

When you accuse a car of being a truck or if you accuse a truck of being a car you are oilpansexual.
Did you just call that car a truck you are oilpansexual.