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Blurred vision caused by forgetting to remove one's reading glasses before getting up from working on a computer, reading, or doing some other closeup task. The condition is made worse when one's hands are full, preventing one from easily correcting the condition.
I often suffer from ohnopia. Just today I was blogging when an unexpected knock at the door caused me to jump up to get it, but my reading glasses made everything blurry and I tripped over my sleeping dog.
ohnopia by JIMWICh December 6, 2011
Related Words

OHNOSECOND

That minuscule fraction of time it takes your brain to realize that you've just made a GIGANTIC mistake and reconcile the fact that it is too late.
Bob hit send on his email to Tom, only then realizing that he had copied in the entire company on the x-rated pictures of him and his latest conquest swinging from his sex swing in full leather outfits.
OHNOSECOND by Buzz M. May 13, 2005
Like oh no, but when you say it so fast that it blends together. Typically used when reacting to horrifying or disappointing events.
TV Host: Mike, the results of your DNA test are in. You are the father.

Mike: ohno ohno ohno
ohno by sukeban March 2, 2019

ohsoaktive 

Describing the mental incapability of not indugling in basic human instinct and unleashing full beast mode on bitches
Guy 1:This place has a nice ambiance and wow such pleasent females here

Guy 2: Amen! I'm gonna be ohsoaktive tonight BOY!!
ohsoaktive by Ra'Man Noodle April 19, 2017

funk ti ohns 

how to make someone mad in 0.00001 seconds
its pronounced funk ti ohns. "suck your toes off"
funk ti ohns by i like arham January 22, 2020

Satoshi Ohno 

1) Real name: Oono (or Ohno) Satoshi (ε€§ι‡Žζ™Ί)
2) Born November 26, 1980
3) Japanese idol, singer, actor, artist, dancer, choreographer and radio host.
4) The lead vocalist and leader of Japanese boy band Arashi, hence his nickname Leader (γƒͺーダー)

-He's hot when he dances/sings or whenever he's serious about something and he gives a cute reaction when other group members tease him :)
BEST IDOL EVER <3
Person 1: Did you see Ohno yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, he was so hot when he was singing his solo!
Person 1: Satoshi Ohno FTW!!!
Person 2: Hell yeah. :) <3
Satoshi Ohno by nyaknyak1219 July 2, 2011