Ohlson 

Absolute slay of a last name. You know they're sexy.

Your last name is Ohlson? Can I have your number?

Ohlson by BryceQ January 16, 2024

olson special 

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.

damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.

olson special by buttslut guild March 25, 2008

Bobby Olson 

The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.

1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"

-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."

2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."

-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."

Bobby Olson by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011

mr. olson 

A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.

Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.

mr. olson by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

Olson Ratio 

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.

Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

Olson Ratio by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012

Olsoning 

The act of being a pedophile, scam artist, and overall piece of shit, all in one.

That Nick kid is Olsoning so hard. His existence kills brain cells of anyone within a 3 mile radius.

Olsoning by ldoybl May 5, 2019

olson twins 

Nice titties on an under age girl.

"Dude! Check out her Olson twins! I'd bang that jail-bait any day!"

olson twins by The Propper Perv May 25, 2007