Definitions by JIMWICh

Duhnemia 

A condition marked by a deficiency or any sense of irony, resulting in the weariness of others.

Did you see the video interview of that rally attendee wearing a profane misogynistic Tshirt while railing against how countries with different predominant religions don’t respect women? He has severe duhnemia.

Duhnemia by JIMWICh August 20, 2016

ohnopia 

Blurred vision caused by forgetting to remove one's reading glasses before getting up from working on a computer, reading, or doing some other closeup task. The condition is made worse when one's hands are full, preventing one from easily correcting the condition.

I often suffer from ohnopia. Just today I was blogging when an unexpected knock at the door caused me to jump up to get it, but my reading glasses made everything blurry and I tripped over my sleeping dog.

ohnopia by JIMWICh December 6, 2011