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The surprise and lust-filled sound of a mother being initially penetrated by an interdimensional vampire's fist.

Kanaya hushed Rose's mother Roxy, gently balled her pale hand into a fist, and slowly lowered it to Roxy's waiting, wanting pussy.

"ohffd."

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ohffd

Dumb sound made by stupid ugly people over skype, to represent a cornucopia of mysterious emotions.

"Hey man, did you hear? Mr. McCarthy's wife had twins, but one of them died in childbirth, then they won the lottery!"

"ohffd."

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Offduty K-9

When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.

"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"

Offduty K-9 by ..::Brandon & Paul::.. November 26, 2009

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offdahook

Outrageously, superlatively kick-ass. So bad-ass you can't fuck widdit.

MojoMan, coughing uncontrollably, tears in his eyes: "Dammit, man! That shit is offdahook! Where'd you get it?"

offdahook by stashgordon May 11, 2003

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Charles Offdensen

Charles Offdensen is a gay twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink

Damn, my mate Cal really likes this guy Charles Offdensen!

Charles Offdensen by NotHalByAnyChance February 2, 2023

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offdesking

To pass something on to a coworker to do, in order to get it off of your desk. Similar to offshoring, except it happens inside your company.

"I'm offdesking this budget project to John, so we can hit the bars early."

offdesking by Kevin Estep August 17, 2006

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offduty medic

A slang term for a medic who has gone berzerk on the battlefield.
Usually characterized by:
1. Irrationally charging the enemy
2. Above-average cs skills

* It should be noted that these "offDUty medic"'s will still attempt to help fallen comrades-in-arms by dropping small medkits.

It has been rumoured that during the 2nd World War, a medic took out an entire company of SS with just a Scout and his standard issue side-arm. A scout!!!

offduty medic by sduck April 20, 2005

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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