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The surprise and lust-filled sound of a mother being initially penetrated by an interdimensional vampire's fist.

Kanaya hushed Rose's mother Roxy, gently balled her pale hand into a fist, and slowly lowered it to Roxy's waiting, wanting pussy.

"ohffd."

ohffd by Getjacked Fucktrees January 13, 2013

ohffd

Dumb sound made by stupid ugly people over skype, to represent a cornucopia of mysterious emotions.

"Hey man, did you hear? Mr. McCarthy's wife had twins, but one of them died in childbirth, then they won the lottery!"

"ohffd."

ohffd by Getjacked Fucktrees January 13, 2013

Related Words

ohffd • offdesking • Offdog • offdq • Offduty K-9 • offduty medic • ohff • Charles Offdensen • off da chain • off da hook

Offduty K-9

When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.

"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"

Offduty K-9 by ..::Brandon & Paul::.. November 26, 2009

offdahook

Outrageously, superlatively kick-ass. So bad-ass you can't fuck widdit.

MojoMan, coughing uncontrollably, tears in his eyes: "Dammit, man! That shit is offdahook! Where'd you get it?"

offdahook by stashgordon May 11, 2003

Charles Offdensen

Charles Offdensen is a gay twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink

Damn, my mate Cal really likes this guy Charles Offdensen!

Charles Offdensen by NotHalByAnyChance February 2, 2023

offdesking

To pass something on to a coworker to do, in order to get it off of your desk. Similar to offshoring, except it happens inside your company.

"I'm offdesking this budget project to John, so we can hit the bars early."

offdesking by Kevin Estep August 17, 2006

offduty medic

A slang term for a medic who has gone berzerk on the battlefield.
Usually characterized by:
1. Irrationally charging the enemy
2. Above-average cs skills

* It should be noted that these "offDUty medic"'s will still attempt to help fallen comrades-in-arms by dropping small medkits.

It has been rumoured that during the 2nd World War, a medic took out an entire company of SS with just a Scout and his standard issue side-arm. A scout!!!

offduty medic by sduck April 20, 2005

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026