ohffd

The surprise and lust-filled sound of a mother being initially penetrated by an interdimensional vampire's fist.

Kanaya hushed Rose's mother Roxy, gently balled her pale hand into a fist, and slowly lowered it to Roxy's waiting, wanting pussy.

"ohffd."

by Getjacked Fucktrees January 13, 2013

ohffd

Dumb sound made by stupid ugly people over skype, to represent a cornucopia of mysterious emotions.

"Hey man, did you hear? Mr. McCarthy's wife had twins, but one of them died in childbirth, then they won the lottery!"

"ohffd."

by Getjacked Fucktrees January 13, 2013

Offduty K-9

When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.

"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"

by ..::Brandon & Paul::.. November 26, 2009

offdahook

Outrageously, superlatively kick-ass. So bad-ass you can't fuck widdit.

MojoMan, coughing uncontrollably, tears in his eyes: "Dammit, man! That shit is offdahook! Where'd you get it?"

by stashgordon May 11, 2003

Charles Offdensen

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Damn, my mate Cal really likes this guy Charles Offdensen!

by NotHalByAnyChance February 2, 2023

offdesking

To pass something on to a coworker to do, in order to get it off of your desk. Similar to offshoring, except it happens inside your company.

"I'm offdesking this budget project to John, so we can hit the bars early."

by Kevin Estep August 17, 2006

offduty medic

A slang term for a medic who has gone berzerk on the battlefield.
Usually characterized by:
1. Irrationally charging the enemy
2. Above-average cs skills

* It should be noted that these "offDUty medic"'s will still attempt to help fallen comrades-in-arms by dropping small medkits.

It has been rumoured that during the 2nd World War, a medic took out an entire company of SS with just a Scout and his standard issue side-arm. A scout!!!

by sduck April 20, 2005