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Offduty K-9 

When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.
"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"
Offduty K-9 by ..::Brandon & Paul::.. November 26, 2009

offdahook 

Outrageously, superlatively kick-ass. So bad-ass you can't fuck widdit.
MojoMan, coughing uncontrollably, tears in his eyes: "Dammit, man! That shit is offdahook! Where'd you get it?"
offdahook by stashgordon May 11, 2003

Charles Offdensen 

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Damn, my mate Cal really likes this guy Charles Offdensen!

offdesking 

To pass something on to a coworker to do, in order to get it off of your desk. Similar to offshoring, except it happens inside your company.
"I'm offdesking this budget project to John, so we can hit the bars early."
offdesking by Kevin Estep August 17, 2006

offduty medic 

A slang term for a medic who has gone berzerk on the battlefield.
Usually characterized by:
1. Irrationally charging the enemy
2. Above-average cs skills

* It should be noted that these "offDUty medic"'s will still attempt to help fallen comrades-in-arms by dropping small medkits.
It has been rumoured that during the 2nd World War, a medic took out an entire company of SS with just a Scout and his standard issue side-arm. A scout!!!
offduty medic by sduck April 20, 2005
a generic term directed towards those acting in an embarrassing, different or gay manner. it is designed to humiliate and degrade, however when overused makes the proclaimer appear foolish.

Opposite to Oncat
Man: Bro look at the size of that kid's head!
Man 2: What an offdog!
Offdog by Eracuz January 17, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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