dick's hatband

obviously, the line bisecting the swollen end of your fuckstick and the shaft...

Homegirl's wound up tighter than dick's hatband.

by stashgordon May 11, 2003

jackleg

Adjective, noun: The polar opposite of offdahook. A person or thing of low quality. A very unprofessional individual.

MojoMan, after sniffing some bunk weed: "Man, what the fuck is this jackleg shit?"

by stashgordon May 11, 2003

Mojoman

Straight up on thafarilla, he's the man with mojo-to-go; it's hard to bring him down. Chock-fulla positive vibes, can ya diggit.

Yeah, the chicks really dig that MojoMan; he knows how to elevate them.

by stashgordon May 11, 2003

offdahook

Outrageously, superlatively kick-ass. So bad-ass you can't fuck widdit.

MojoMan, coughing uncontrollably, tears in his eyes: "Dammit, man! That shit is offdahook! Where'd you get it?"

by stashgordon May 11, 2003

priccolo

Penis... duh!

"Ya know that bitch you brought over? She played a few notes on my priccolo last night while you were passed out in front of the TV, you fuckstick!"

by stashgordon May 11, 2003