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Oh My Goodness 

A phrase uttered in total disbelief and astonishment
Oh my goodness! Leave me alone!!!

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Oh my goodness 

When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.
Sees someone fall “oh my goodness are you ok?”
Oh my goodness by Aryana November 7, 2017

oh my goodness 

BadBoyHalo's favorite phrase. Often used right after Skeppy does something stupid.
BBH: OH MY GOODNESS SKEPPY STOP PUTTING LAVA EVERYWHERE
oh my goodness by DeltaGamerAlt September 25, 2019

oh my goodness! 

Used as an interjection when something is blown out of proportion or simply surprising
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!

Amanda, oh my goodness!
oh my goodness! by M/A February 12, 2006

oh my goodness gracious 

Another way of saying, "I wan't to have sex with that/you." This is typically used in tenor gifs and spammed all over Discord.
Oh my goodness gracious, that pear has a buttcrack, lemme stick my penis in it.

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato 

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.
Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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