A person who works in accounting and calls about purchases made on credit cards and shares an office with another person in accounting. She works in Great Plains a lot and does some report writing in Crystal Reports. She also keeps up with the blackberry and cell phones and the bills.

The tyrannical ogress in accounting can't find a bill from Dove Data products.

tyrannical ogress by Stantolliver November 4, 2007

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ogreswamp

When two people have a mean sex and they get their legs tangled during their intercourse session

Shrek: That was a mean ogreswamp last night, eh Fiona?

ogreswamp by Best Definitions May 30, 2015

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Ogreasm

When you get an orgasm from shrek.

I got an Ogreasm while watching shrek.

Ogreasm by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017

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Ogreasm

ōɡər/azəm

When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.

"Dude, that heavy I picked up last night? 3 Ogreasms!"

"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"

"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"

Ogreasm by Sundog_ October 12, 2014

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ogreos

A famous humor blog on tumblr that is Shrek-themed. Avoid at all costs.

Did you read ogreos' blog last night? There was a Shrek picture that gave me nightmares...

ogreos by caleb carson April 3, 2015

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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