ogreos

A famous humor blog on tumblr that is Shrek-themed. Avoid at all costs.

Did you read ogreos' blog last night? There was a Shrek picture that gave me nightmares...

by caleb carson April 3, 2015

ogreswamp

When two people have a mean sex and they get their legs tangled during their intercourse session

Shrek: That was a mean ogreswamp last night, eh Fiona?

by Best Definitions May 30, 2015

ogredose

Ogredose is the word that you use when you've swallowed too much of Shrek's cum.

Last night, although we had the time of our lives, Shrek gave me an ogredose.

by CarlVladGrimes June 15, 2014

Ogreasm

When you get an orgasm from shrek.

I got an Ogreasm while watching shrek.

by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017

Oreosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos

Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual

by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019

Triple Creamed Oreos

When somebody ejaculates inside a double creamed Oreo, therefore making it triple creamed.

Man: Hey, babe, want some triple creamed Oreos?
Woman: You know it!!! Gimme

by Big time crazy December 21, 2014

Ogreasm

ōɡər/azəm

When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.

"Dude, that heavy I picked up last night? 3 Ogreasms!"

"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"

"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"

by Sundog_ October 12, 2014