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A famous humor blog on tumblr that is Shrek-themed. Avoid at all costs.
Did you read ogreos' blog last night? There was a Shrek picture that gave me nightmares...
ogreos by caleb carson April 3, 2015
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ogreswamp 

When two people have a mean sex and they get their legs tangled during their intercourse session
Shrek: That was a mean ogreswamp last night, eh Fiona?
ogreswamp by Best Definitions May 30, 2015
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ogredose 

Ogredose is the word that you use when you've swallowed too much of Shrek's cum.
Last night, although we had the time of our lives, Shrek gave me an ogredose.
ogredose by CarlVladGrimes June 15, 2014
When you get an orgasm from shrek.
I got an Ogreasm while watching shrek.
Ogreasm by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017

Oreosexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos
Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual
Oreosexual by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019

Triple Creamed Oreos 

When somebody ejaculates inside a double creamed Oreo, therefore making it triple creamed.
Man: Hey, babe, want some triple creamed Oreos?
Woman: You know it!!! Gimme
ōɡər/azəm

When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.
"Dude, that heavy I picked up last night? 3 Ogreasms!"

"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"

"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"
Ogreasm by Sundog_ October 12, 2014
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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