gfar's definitions

Ogress

-A girl that is an ogress will be above average height, wider than most, and optionally ugly.

-The opposite of a spinner.

No one wanted to escort the ogress to the prom.

by gfar July 26, 2005

helsinki slammer

(From what I remember)

The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.

I showed her how much I cared on our anniversary when I gave her the Helsinki Slammer.

by gfar July 18, 2008

W.I.C.K.

Everything you need before you leave the house...

Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys.

He knew he had everything he needed after a quick W.I.C.K. check.

by gfar July 16, 2006

virgin

Becoming extremely rare, even among young/fat/ugly girls.

you: I heard she was a virgin
me: You're a gullible idiot

by gfar August 30, 2005

wick

Everything you need before you leave the house...

Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys.

He knew he had everything he needed after a quick WICK check.

by gfar July 16, 2006