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Becoming extremely rare, even among young/fat/ugly girls.
you: I heard she was a virgin
me: You're a gullible idiot
by gfar August 04, 2005

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-A girl that is an ogress will be above average height, wider than most, and optionally ugly.

-The opposite of a spinner.
No one wanted to escort the ogress to the prom.
by gfar July 07, 2005

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(From what I remember)

The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.
I showed her how much I cared on our anniversary when I gave her the Helsinki Slammer.
by gfar October 19, 2005

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Everything you need before you leave the house...

Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys.
He knew he had everything he needed after a quick WICK check.
by gfar July 16, 2006

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Everything you need before you leave the house...

Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys.
He knew he had everything he needed after a quick W.I.C.K. check.
by gfar July 16, 2006

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