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Offemsive 

1. When something is or will inevitably be considered offensive to feminist ideals, regardless of merit.
"Don't tell Mary about that sex scene where the man was on top the whole time. She'll think it's offemsive."
Offemsive by oberservergal June 4, 2014
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Offemded 

Offemded is when a feminist is offended, which is all the time. You probably haven't done anything that would bother a reasonable person so it's nothing to worry about, carry on.
"That homely girl with green hair got pretty angry when I disagreed with her stance on gender rolls, we just had different points of view I don't understand what the big deal was."
"Don't worry about it man, she's just offemded."
"Oooohhh. Makes sense."
Offemded by bishop8000 March 29, 2017
Offner is a last name of sorts that originated in Europe, some many years ago. Offner means to be a baker and is from a line of roman or german bakers.
My dad is an offner. (Skilled baker or Baker)
offner by Zooey-Mama January 29, 2021

pissish-offness

the act of being pissed off

the way in which one is pissed off

the reasons for which one is pissed off
girl: why is my boyfriend so mad at me?
girl2: i dont understand his pissish-offness any better than you, skankface
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026