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Offemsive 

1. When something is or will inevitably be considered offensive to feminist ideals, regardless of merit.
"Don't tell Mary about that sex scene where the man was on top the whole time. She'll think it's offemsive."
Offemsive by oberservergal June 4, 2014

Offemded 

Offemded is when a feminist is offended, which is all the time. You probably haven't done anything that would bother a reasonable person so it's nothing to worry about, carry on.
"That homely girl with green hair got pretty angry when I disagreed with her stance on gender rolls, we just had different points of view I don't understand what the big deal was."
"Don't worry about it man, she's just offemded."
"Oooohhh. Makes sense."
Offemded by bishop8000 March 29, 2017
Offner is a last name of sorts that originated in Europe, some many years ago. Offner means to be a baker and is from a line of roman or german bakers.
My dad is an offner. (Skilled baker or Baker)
offner by Zooey-Mama January 29, 2021

pissish-offness

the act of being pissed off

the way in which one is pissed off

the reasons for which one is pissed off
girl: why is my boyfriend so mad at me?
girl2: i dont understand his pissish-offness any better than you, skankface
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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