office ass" 

a female that looks good at work mainly because all of the other females are ugly as hell.

She is "office ass", a ten here at work, but out in public she would just be a 6.

office ass" by UUdog October 3, 2007

office ass 

When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.

That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.

office ass by Duke June 13, 2003

office ass 

A piece of ass that you would only consider hitting because it is at work and there isn't much else to compare it to. Outside of work, you probably wouldn't look at twice, unless you've had several beers.

I saw Kristen from accounting out the other night, and she doesn't look that good in a bar full of other hot chicks. I think she's just office ass.

office ass by Danny__G. October 3, 2007

Oval Office Grab-ass 

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.

President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".

Oval Office Grab-ass by jj1221 October 21, 2009

Office Assaulter 

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.

While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!

Office Assaulter by jb02 December 9, 2008

Officer Asshole 

Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.

"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"

Officer Asshole by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 16, 2017

OFFICER ASSIST 

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

OFFICER ASSIST by robetitcussin February 23, 2019