Offensitive
“Please stop feeling so offended by everything. I’m very offensitive to your constant need for attention and validation”
Offensitive by Sarah Fortino April 7, 2022
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Offensitive
The condition of someone who is looking for a reason to be offended, usually for martyr-dumb or monetary gains
Offensitive by Dog-King August 18, 2008
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offensitive
Girl 1:Johnny said i looked like a blueberry in my blue dress last night!
Girl 2: Oh my god! How offensitive of him!
Girl 2: Oh my god! How offensitive of him!
offensitive by Tyrannasaurus Sex. May 5, 2009
What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)
A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!
Little Kid Walks In
Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
Little Kid Walks In
Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here) by akararules July 6, 2010
Offensive Jokes
Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!
3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
Offensive Jokes by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
Offensive Meme
An offensive meme is a branch of internet meme that has no limits or rules, and therefore any criticism that it is subject to is nullified as long as it is branded an 'Offensive Meme.'
Offensive Meme by RoyceTarantino December 19, 2019
Bobuk offensive philosophy
Offensive philosophy. Control the clock but don’t be afraid to make the big play. Ground and pound on first down with the Stallion. 2 and 6-longer looking to get the ball into the hands of JK underneath or over the top to Nas. Your checkdowns are to Batman or young CJ. No need for Angelo to be busting ass running routes when he’s a dominant pass protector. 3rd and short which we shouldn’t ever be in anyway if we ain’t giving it to Ang then wtf are we thinking? The man can easily average five yards a clip even if he gotta bounce it outside. Run the damn ball between the tackles is a damn straight priority. That’s how you win games bc if y’all can’t stop that then you might as well quit. Make it easy for the QB give him good protection, basic reads, make sure he’s never on his ass. With that theory we’re beating Moon dominating Penn Hills and getting into a shootout with Peters. But nope. God forbid Goater gotta call QB fucking power twenty times a fucking game.
Bobuk offensive philosophy by Easy Muther fuckin E May 20, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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