5 definitions by J-to the Dizzle

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A game that will give you a 110% chance of not getting laid. It is considered to be a better form of contraceptive than birth control pills and condoms. It also has the power to spread incurable diseases, including the big gae, and ligma.
"Dude, you wanna play some Fortnite?"
Nah, nigga. That shits hella gay."
"Oh ok."
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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APEX Legends is basically Fortnite 2.0. 'Nuff said.
"I don't play APEX Legends because it sounds like your saying 'Ape Sex' and that's gay. Miss me with dat gae shit!"
- Mohandes Ghandi
by J-to the Dizzle May 15, 2019
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A short bald African-American guy that hides in the closet and watches me and my wife doing it. We like to pretend he's not there, but it's kinda hard 'cause you can hear him muttering stuff under his breath (while probably touching himself).
Wife- You wanna make love,
Husband- No, I think Jesus will be watching us.
W- Jesus is always watching us. He is everywhere. The Bible says so.
H- Not that Jesus, the one in our closet.
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:

1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!

3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.
Shrek is my sugar-daddy
I want to taste his onion juice (¬_¬)
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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