To be offed is to be annoyed with something, as if one put a four letter taboo word before it. However, the taboo word becomes silent. Instead of saying 'I was completely ****ed off by someone', you'd say 'I was so offed by someone'.

I am getting so offed with the school. They don't understand my son's needs at all.

offed by Netal Beattie July 21, 2011

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Facebook Offed

Being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. Usually limited to changing of one's status and almost universally used to imply homosexuality in the victim. Refers to the famous Nicholas Cage film Faceoff and hte college humor sketch Facebook Off.

"So chris, last night your status was "Chris loves to take it in the butt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. I love getting railed by dudes." What was up with that?"
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."

Facebook Offed by randothefungiman November 9, 2009

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bully offer

An aggressive offer for a property, particularly one made out for an amount far above the asking price and way before the date that offers are to be officially accepted. A tactic some house buyers use in order to bypass the bidding war. Also is known as a pre-emptive offer.

Man! This city's real estate market is really hot! So don't wait until the date the seller asks for to make an offer. Because if you don't make an early bully offer, some other buyers will.

bully offer by infomillionaire December 3, 2009

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no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

no offense by bryan September 11, 2004

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Flex Offender

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

Flex Offender by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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