offed 

to offed someone is to have killed him.

Yo, Dre offed Craig last week.

offed by xlmafia March 10, 2003

offed 

get rid of, throw away, toss, kill

He offed his gun before the cop shook him.

offed by Ana Paula January 19, 2006

offed 

To be offed is to be annoyed with something, as if one put a four letter taboo word before it. However, the taboo word becomes silent. Instead of saying 'I was completely ****ed off by someone', you'd say 'I was so offed by someone'.

I am getting so offed with the school. They don't understand my son's needs at all.

offed by Netal Beattie July 21, 2011

Facebook Offed

Being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. Usually limited to changing of one's status and almost universally used to imply homosexuality in the victim. Refers to the famous Nicholas Cage film Faceoff and hte college humor sketch Facebook Off.

"So chris, last night your status was "Chris loves to take it in the butt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. I love getting railed by dudes." What was up with that?"
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."

Facebook Offed by randothefungiman November 9, 2009

bully offer 

An aggressive offer for a property, particularly one made out for an amount far above the asking price and way before the date that offers are to be officially accepted. A tactic some house buyers use in order to bypass the bidding war. Also is known as a pre-emptive offer.

Man! This city's real estate market is really hot! So don't wait until the date the seller asks for to make an offer. Because if you don't make an early bully offer, some other buyers will.

bully offer by infomillionaire December 3, 2009