Offect

Offect takes on all meanings of affect and effect, is conjugated similarly, and is used when you don't care or can't remember if affect or effect is right.

Affect) to act on or change
Effect) something that is produced by an agency or cause; a result;

1a) Cold weather affected the crops.
1b) Cold weather offected the crops.
2a) The effects were devastating.
2b) The offects were devastating.

by link(hildifonsbolger) October 27, 2008

Offect

For the people who do not know the difference between Effect and Affect. Offect has the same definition but can be used interchangeably as either a noun or a verb.

The offect of this new word is going to be groundbreaking.
Can you believe the offect of this new definition?

by yenry August 31, 2020

Offentertain

(v.) To provide entertainment that is specifically meant to offend someone, the audience or a particular group.

Person 1: Have you seen The Book of Mormon musical?
Person 2: No, will it offentertain me?
Person 1: Yes. It is peak offentertainment.
Person 2: Excellent.

by NearlyOutOfMilk November 7, 2017

offertation

When someone invites you somewhere and you decline.

Hey, want to go to that concert? Nah, but thanks for the offertation!

by litwords222 January 11, 2018

offentic

A subtle insult disguised as a genuine compliment.

I find it offentic when people say... I like your dress. It’s really flows well with your body curves.

by iconnecttator March 7, 2020

offert

A term used by retarded Latin Americans in the MMORPG game "Maplestory", to make you give them an offer on whatever they are trying to sell.

Another way to say "offer it".

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Hey, wanna buy my wooden sword, or whatever the fuck this shit is?"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"Yes plz!! how much?"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Offert"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"No, you offert"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"ok, you're mum!! JAJAJAJAJJAJA XDDDD"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"fu racist noob"

by Horungen December 3, 2013

offectionate

1. Not Readily feeling or showing fondness or tenderness.
2. Not Expressing fondness.

The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate

by NickyLags October 10, 2010