xlmafia's definitions

offed

to offed someone is to have killed him.

Yo, Dre offed Craig last week.

by xlmafia March 10, 2003

Cornbreaded

When a man poops on a girls breast and proceeds to get a boob job while the poop is in between her breasts.

Jim cornbreaded his girl last night.

by xlmafia March 11, 2003

Bum raid

To have anal sex

Dude, i did a bum raid to Shaniqua last night.

by xlmafia March 10, 2003

Ass Attack

When a man unexpectdly gives another man anal.

Mike gave Tim an ass attack.

by xlmafia March 10, 2003

pump her

Do cum inside a girls mouth

I had to pump her all night.

by xlmafia March 11, 2003

Lick that crack

To eat a girl out

man i'm gonna lick that crack dry.

by xlmafia March 10, 2003

Nwahs

A group of fake hater wannabes.

There goes those nwahs.

by xlmafia March 10, 2003