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Friend: Do you wanna go out to eat

Me:offc
offc by lilldondanii October 22, 2020
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Lazy, IM way of abbreviating the word "office". Does not mean "of course". The latter is abbreviated by ofc.
1. )
This is an example of using offc.
Wait, would ^this even work here??

2.)
Txt: just left the offc hon. otw.
Reply: who is this?
offc by Cbntn April 3, 2011

offcumden 

Someone who was not born in a place. Typically used in parts of Yorkshire to describe people who have moved into a village or small towns.
'he don't cum from these parts, he be an 'offcumden'
'bloody offcumdens buying up all the good 'ouses'
offcumden by wahiba September 2, 2007

offchops 

To be off ones chops. i.e shitfaced
I had to call offchops the other night
offchops by Ben Waterson December 9, 2008

offcialglade 

an amazing and hot person to ever exist.
ashley: broo did you know that my s/o is offcialglade?
candice: NO WAY AHHA THEYRE LIKE SOO COOL
offcialglade by mrworldwide June 13, 2021
Not quite an incel but is very entitled and thinks women should bend to his will
That guy is a total offcel the nerve
offcel by notabenevolentfool July 22, 2023
Abb. An abbrieviation for Offshore Communications
Relating, for example, to oil rigs and ships:"Mike, we gotta get some data back to HQ. What offcomm facilities do we have available to send the information?"
Offcomm by Gringol April 30, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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